SPOILER ALERT: for Star Wars Volumes 1-6.
The best thing you can do in life, is take Juanita to Sci-Fi/Fantasy movie.
Juanita: I saw Star Wars.
Me: Great! What did you think?
Juanita: I liked it but it wasn’t as good as the last ones. I mean, where was the hot guy?
Me: What? What hot guy?
Juanita: You know – the hot guy. From the other movies.
Me: You don’t mean Hayden Christiansen?
Juanita: Yeah! That’s him!
Me: Hayden Chrstiansen… Who was Anakin Skywalker?
Me: You mean Darth Vader?
Juanita: *stares blankly*
Me: Hayden Christiansen played Anakin Skywalker. He is Darth Vader. Darth Vader is dead.
Juanita: *gasps* What!?