Juanita’s Reaction to Star Wars


SPOILER ALERT: for Star Wars Volumes 1-6.

The best thing you can do in life, is take Juanita to Sci-Fi/Fantasy movie.

Juanita: I saw Star Wars.

Me: Great! What did you think?

Juanita: I liked it but it wasn’t as good as the last ones. I mean, where was the hot guy?

Me: What? What hot guy?

Juanita: You know – the hot guy. From the other movies.

Me: You don’t mean Hayden Christiansen?


Juanita: Yeah! That’s him!

Me: Hayden Chrstiansen… Who was Anakin Skywalker?

Juanita: *shrugs*

Me: You mean Darth Vader?

Juanita: *stares blankly*

Me: Hayden Christiansen played Anakin Skywalker. He is Darth Vader. Darth Vader is dead.

Juanita: *gasps* What!?

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